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[grandslammer]

is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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[endlesswar]

No. No. I'm his Uber driver.

[Which is just the best he can come up with off the top of his head.]

Come on, Mr. Parker.

[webshooter]

[ Peter groans again but doesn't make a fuss. He had wanted to come out and have a good time and now he felt like an asshole for forgetting his responsibilities.

It's when he sees the sidewalk that he finally manages some words: ]

M'so wasted...M'floating.

[endlesswar]

[Well, he clearly had a good time. There is no question there. Frank keeps strolling, making his way to where he parked the van.]

No, I got you.

[And he gives Peter a pat on the back of the thighs.]

Did you actually text me eat my shit?

[webshooter]

[ Peter reaches down to pat Frank's ass, ]

Eat my SHORTS. I'd never tell you to eat m'shit. That's so--that's so rude.

[endlesswar]

[Huff. He's still walking. The parking in these tiny areas are shit.]

Yeah, yeah it is. I'm glad we can agree on that.

[webshooter]

[ Peter gives his butt another smack in agreement. ]

[endlesswar]

Are you trying to tell me something?

[Because he's still going to walk. Nope. Not going to give in here.]

[webshooter]

Sexy butt.

[ With an emphasis on the B in butt. ]

[endlesswar]

Is that really what's on your mind right now?

[And why can't he fight back the amused tone?]

Even with the circumstances?