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[grandslammer]

is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Comments

[cyclopic]

Can you stop trying to make this weirder than it has to be?

[ethicsteacher]

You’re the only one making it weird, Mr. Summers. However, feel free to distract me by telling me what it is about me that attracts you most. Or positions. Whatever you prefer.