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[grandslammer]

is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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Frank Castle | MCU | OTA

[endlesswar]

1. We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops

2. The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.

3. Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on

4. If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen

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[paged]

And here I thought you would be willing to fight a fire naked.

[endlesswar]

third degree burns are distracting

[paged]

Says the guy that pmuch punches his way through bullets.

[endlesswar]

i punch the guys that hold the guns that shoot the bullets.

[paged]

And break the guns.

[endlesswar]

or steal em. depends on the circumstance.

[paged]

And what about when you steal underwear?

[endlesswar]

come again?

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[webshooter]

i will nejver givee up mymhber

[endlesswar]

you can and you will

now

[webshooter]

nO

[endlesswar]

yes

now.

[webshooter]

NEVRE

[endlesswar]

i will come over there. do it or you'll look like a goddamn baby getting put on time out.

[webshooter]

liek tonse u try big mann

EAT MTY SHORT

[endlesswar]

i'm not gonna try anything. i'm gonna do it.

you're already in a shit ton of trouble, anything else you wanna say to me

[cuz he's already on the way.]

[webshooter]

toubelr 4 wahrtt!!1/?

[ peter jesus christ ]

[endlesswar]

you're unbelievable.

and you're drunk.

[webshooter]

sOOOO???////?

[endlesswar]

your words were, and i quote "probably not going to be out long just a light drink and time with friends"

it's now almost 2AM. Don't you have a lecture tomorrow?

[webshooter]

[ ........................ ]

waht

[ Because uh. He def hadn't remembered that.

Until now. ]

[endlesswar]

that's what you said before you left. i dont have a text to prove it but you said it.

and here we are.

[And Frank steps through the door to do exactly as he said, scoop Peter up in front of his friends. If he's going to barf it would at least be at Frank's back as he's slung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.]

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[anvilsecurities]

I think this says something about your lack of aesthetic, Frankie.

[endlesswar]

open toed shoes provide a tactical disadvantage, you know that