1. Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities 2. Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are... 3. I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened. 4. Text her!
1. Be careful, there is sex in the air. 2. we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT. 3. I think we might need a safe word for this... 4. Text her!
1. You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal. 2. I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl. 3. I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting. 4. Text him!
1. What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome? 2. it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember. 3. I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer. 4. Text him!
1. Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
2. Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me came back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
3. I don't need nicotine! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots of gummy bears to take my aggression out on.
4. Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
5. I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you we can do better than them. And then prove it.
3 /there are way too many of these that i want to do hdu
scott summers / xmcu
2. Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE, BITCHES"
3. this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
4. I just found out why people like handcuffs.
5. [IDEFK ok come at me.]
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also that has to be a mutation somewhere man
Frank Castle | MCU | OTA
2. The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
3. Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
4. If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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2. Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
3. I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
4. Text her!
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barbara gordon | dc
2. we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
3. I think we might need a safe word for this...
4. Text her!
steve rogers | mcu
2. I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
3. I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
4. Text him!
ethan frost | marvel rule 63
2. it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
3. I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
4. Text him!
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Rofl... this is gonna be interesting
he so huffy
He needs to take a chill pill
/HUFF!!!
/wink
oh scott
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Matt Murdock 63'd | MCU | ota
2. Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
3. you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
4. [U DECIDE]
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karen page | netflix marvel
2. I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
3. Do you ever just admire your boobs?
1 +2 I do what I want
How do I do both at once?
hehehehe
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"adonis" / ★ct. verse
2. Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me came back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
3. I don't need nicotine! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots of gummy bears to take my aggression out on.
4. Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
5. I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you we can do better than them. And then prove it.
3 /there are way too many of these that i want to do hdu
give me all of them lmao
WELL MAYBE I WILL HUFF
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