cyclopic: (⚠ send me an angel)

scott summers / xmcu

[personal profile] cyclopic 2018-12-08 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
1. like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and the professor's soap dispenser just seemed right at the time...

2. Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE, BITCHES"

3. this strobe light makes my body turn on and off

4. I just found out why people like handcuffs.

5. [IDEFK ok come at me.]
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greyate: pls dnt (Default)

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[personal profile] greyate 2018-12-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like that's way more beneficial to you than it is to me.
cyclopic: (⚠ hello)

[personal profile] cyclopic 2018-12-09 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
How is it? I'm legally blind, you know.

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[personal profile] webshooter 2018-12-09 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I... don't think that's how strobe lights work, buddy.
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hdu peter

[personal profile] cyclopic 2018-12-09 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
with tequila they do

also that has to be a mutation somewhere man
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Frank Castle | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] endlesswar 2018-12-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
1. We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops

2. The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.

3. Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on

4. If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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[personal profile] paged 2018-12-09 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
And here I thought you would be willing to fight a fire naked.

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i will nejver givee up mymhber

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anvilsecurities: [dnt.] (ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ's ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ?)

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[personal profile] anvilsecurities 2018-12-09 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I think this says something about your lack of aesthetic, Frankie.

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wanda maximoff | mcu

[personal profile] scarletine 2018-12-08 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
2. Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
3. I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
4. Text her!
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[personal profile] paged 2018-12-09 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I get it. I would probably do the same.

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barbara gordon | dc

[personal profile] whenicall 2018-12-08 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Be careful, there is sex in the air.
2. we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
3. I think we might need a safe word for this...
4. Text her!
waitedtoolong: (hipster dork chic works for him)

steve rogers | mcu

[personal profile] waitedtoolong 2018-12-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
2. I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
3. I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
4. Text him!
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ethan frost | marvel rule 63

[personal profile] ethicsteacher 2018-12-08 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
1. What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
2. it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
3. I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
4. Text him!
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[personal profile] greyate 2018-12-09 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is that supposed to sound enticing?

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1 god i'm sorry

[personal profile] cyclopic 2018-12-09 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
NOT one I'm into.

he so huffy

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/HUFF!!!

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/wink

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oh scott

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Matt Murdock 63'd | MCU | ota

[personal profile] fearless_sightless 2018-12-09 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
1. He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then

2. Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.

3. you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer

4. [U DECIDE]

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[personal profile] militarygrade 2018-12-09 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn’t be the first time, doubt it’ll be the last. So yeah, I get it.

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karen page | netflix marvel

[personal profile] paged 2018-12-09 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
1. You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.

2. I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.

3. Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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1 +2 I do what I want

[personal profile] symbiotically 2018-12-09 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
WOAH okay hold that thou--

How do I do both at once?

hehehehe

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[personal profile] atreuscurse 2018-12-14 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved

2. Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me came back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.

3. I don't need nicotine! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots of gummy bears to take my aggression out on.

4. Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?

5. I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you we can do better than them. And then prove it.
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3 /there are way too many of these that i want to do hdu

[personal profile] tuathde 2018-12-15 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Good. I wouldn't give you nicotine anyway.

give me all of them lmao

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WELL MAYBE I WILL HUFF

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[personal profile] tuathde 2018-12-15 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
The same has been said about me. I suppose that means we can combine out influence powers together.

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[personal profile] tuathde 2018-12-15 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Buy some massage oil instead and we'll skip to the last part.

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