( TFLN )

[grandslammer]

is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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[cyclopic]

SHE'S NOT THE ADDITION

YOU ARE

[ wait. shit. ]

WOULD BE. NO ONE ASKED.

[ethicsteacher]

You assume I have any intention of involving you, Mr. Summers, and not just inform you of my plans for your girlfriend.

[ now who is the lying liar? ]

[cyclopic]

What the HELL. If anybody is not included, it's you.

[ Except he's never actually said he doesn't want it, now has he? ]

[ethicsteacher]

What can I say? You’re somewhat cute when you’re riled up. Now, I’m fairly certain that’s not actually what you said a moment ago.

Shall I copy and paste your own message to remind you?

[ and why bother lying to a telepath. I mean, really. ]

[cyclopic]

Did you plan this? God, she's gonna-- [ Kill you? Probably, Scott. ]

The Professor is gonna kill US.

[ethicsteacher]

I haven’t manipulated your thoughts, if that’s what you’re really asking. This all your doing, dear. Personally I think she’ll be grateful for the opportunity.

So I was right in cancelling my dental appointment. Wonderful!

[cyclopic]

...

fuck

[ethicsteacher]

Should I tell Ms. Grey since you’re so... shy?

[cyclopic]

NO

[ethicsteacher]

Worried she’ll actually agree because it’s me?

[cyclopic]

Can you stop trying to make this weirder than it has to be?

[ethicsteacher]

You’re the only one making it weird, Mr. Summers. However, feel free to distract me by telling me what it is about me that attracts you most. Or positions. Whatever you prefer.