dennystreet | ( TFLN )

( TFLN )

is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

that's what you said before you left. i dont have a text to prove it but you said it.

and here we are.

[And Frank steps through the door to do exactly as he said, scoop Peter up in front of his friends. If he's going to barf it would at least be at Frank's back as he's slung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.]

[ Peter's still in shock from the revelation of a lecture he totally forgot about by the time Frank gets there. He doesn't even have time to react or protest to being picked up.

He makes a groaning noise and Ned, squinting at Frank, barely making him out, ]

Dude, hey! Hey! Are you kidnapping him?

No. No. I'm his Uber driver.

[Which is just the best he can come up with off the top of his head.]

Come on, Mr. Parker.

[ Peter groans again but doesn't make a fuss. He had wanted to come out and have a good time and now he felt like an asshole for forgetting his responsibilities.

It's when he sees the sidewalk that he finally manages some words: ]

M'so wasted...M'floating.

[Well, he clearly had a good time. There is no question there. Frank keeps strolling, making his way to where he parked the van.]

No, I got you.

[And he gives Peter a pat on the back of the thighs.]

Did you actually text me eat my shit?