( TFLN )

[grandslammer]

is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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Rofl... this is gonna be interesting

[ethicsteacher]

How very boring for you, Mr. Summers.

he so huffy

[cyclopic]

Some of us don't need a lot of gimmick.

[ Says the one into his telepathic girlfriend. SURE JAN. ]

He needs to take a chill pill

[ethicsteacher]

I didn’t realise being comfortable in one’s own skin was a “gimmick”.

/HUFF!!!

[cyclopic]

I'm not the one who sounds like they're pitching a porno.

/wink

[ethicsteacher]

Really, dear. I would have thought Ms. Grey would teach you to shield your thoughts better.

[ You’re only making it worse for yourself, Scott. He likes it when you get all huffy. ]

oh scott

[cyclopic]

Hey! Don't

Don't bring Jean into this.

[ethicsteacher]

No? But she’d be a wonderful addition to the threesome.

[cyclopic]

SHE'S NOT THE ADDITION

YOU ARE

[ wait. shit. ]

WOULD BE. NO ONE ASKED.

[ethicsteacher]

You assume I have any intention of involving you, Mr. Summers, and not just inform you of my plans for your girlfriend.

[ now who is the lying liar? ]

[cyclopic]

What the HELL. If anybody is not included, it's you.

[ Except he's never actually said he doesn't want it, now has he? ]

[ethicsteacher]

What can I say? You’re somewhat cute when you’re riled up. Now, I’m fairly certain that’s not actually what you said a moment ago.

Shall I copy and paste your own message to remind you?

[ and why bother lying to a telepath. I mean, really. ]

[cyclopic]

Did you plan this? God, she's gonna-- [ Kill you? Probably, Scott. ]

The Professor is gonna kill US.

[ethicsteacher]

I haven’t manipulated your thoughts, if that’s what you’re really asking. This all your doing, dear. Personally I think she’ll be grateful for the opportunity.

So I was right in cancelling my dental appointment. Wonderful!

[cyclopic]

...

fuck

[ethicsteacher]

Should I tell Ms. Grey since you’re so... shy?

[cyclopic]

NO

[ethicsteacher]

Worried she’ll actually agree because it’s me?

[cyclopic]

Can you stop trying to make this weirder than it has to be?

[ethicsteacher]

You’re the only one making it weird, Mr. Summers. However, feel free to distract me by telling me what it is about me that attracts you most. Or positions. Whatever you prefer.